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Okay, now you've really gone and done it! Lady, Big Red, Ritchie Rich, Edddy, Teddy Grandpa and the Valentinos are comin to your house right NOW!......lol

Birdie and Kittie too! They say if someone would wax a bunny they just might be next!

I guess Easter Bunny wont be bringing you any eggs this Easter Scent....lolol

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What could better underscore the desperate plight of stuffed animals abused by the candlemaking industry?

PETSA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Stuffed Animals) hereby announces that we will be adopting a more radical stance in our fight against plush cruelty. Effective immediately, suppliers who carry stuffed animals should be on notice that our members will be mounting liberation raids. Our first action, just in time for the Easter rush, liberated 20 cases of bunnies.

We would also like to announce our new alliance with the Brum Bear Liberation Front, with whom we will be undertaking joint activism initiatives.

Free the bears (and bunnies)!

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Update: After several hours on life support, little bear opened his eyes and spoke to me. He saw a bright life but knew he could not go into it as his friends at PETSA were rooting for him. He plans to dedicate his life, such as it is, to educating the masses about the dangers of jumping into a pot of hot wax.

Thanks to all who were pulling for him!

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