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Suicide..miracle on the last page!


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ROFL granny. As a dumb human I applaud your update and cheer for the survival of that poor little guy. Big Red however sees it differently.

Hey lady! This is Big Red here. Ya gotta stop throwing us in hot wax okay? Or me and my pack are gonna be all over you like flies on...well uknow. It aint right lady and youre making me MAAAAAD! Kisses and hugs aint gonna make it better. We smell fine just the way we are. Just a whiff of baby spit and peanut butter cookie crumbs is all the perfume we need.

We just might have ta re-ha-bil-it-ATE you!!!!!

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Update: After several hours on life support, little bear opened his eyes and spoke to me. He saw a bright life but knew he could not go into it as his friends at PETSA were rooting for him. He plans to dedicate his life, such as it is, to educating the masses about the dangers of jumping into a pot of hot wax.

Thanks to all who were pulling for him!

ROFLMAO!!

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