LMAO - you guys are the best. You've all cheered me up tremendously!! I think I'm gonna make myself one of them there signs for the oven. BTW - While stomping about the house earlier in my bad mood I happened to grumble something about wanting a raised garden bed to plant my herbs for so long I might as well wait until next year!! Wouldn't you know he couldn't get to home depot fast enough? It's only 3:30pm and my raised garden bed is in, the dirts in, the herbs have been planted and my garden gnome is sitting in there keeping watch. maybe he should burn up my soap more often