magsglass Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Here's my tribute to everyone whose had soap gone wrong, especially my newbie buddies out there. Sing to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville"Newbie Soaping HellLivin' on no sleep'Cuz I can't but help peekTo see if the soap log's beginning to gel.Is that a white ash spot?Is it getting too hot?I swear if this scent fades I'm going to yell!Pacing the floor again in Newbie Soaping Hell,Wishing for my next batch to turn out.Some people claim that it's the goats milk to blame,But I know...it's the soap gremlins' fault.Don't know the reasonIt keeps overheatin'I've tried not to mix until everything's cool.But even with that trickI get soap on a big stick,Or else a nice slab of gelatinous goo.Pacing the floor again in Newbie Soaping Hell,Wishing for my next batch to turn out.Some people claim that it's the goats milk to blame,But I know...it's the darn FO's fault.So tired of blending,It's been hours un-ending,Can't get my oils to saponify.Burnt out my stick blenderNow my arm's feelin' tender'Cuz it won't come to trace...-I forgot the damn lye!!!Pacing the floor again in Newbie Soaping Hell,Wishing for my next batch to turn out.Some people claim that it's the goats milk to blame,But I know...it's this dumb newbie's fault! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaybee23 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 ROFLMAO! That was too funny....I think everyone has been there before. Love that song! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Late Night Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 That is fantastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieE Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 LOL, you are too funny Mags.The song is a hit and will be # one on my chart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirloomoriginals Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 That is funny! I still like to peek at mine just because it is so fascinating how it becomes soap!Steph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guppygirl Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 :laugh2: Thank you so much for that... if you could figure out a way to record that, I'd happily play it during my next episode of "As the Soap Turns" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jcandleattic Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 LMAO!! That is soooo great!! lol Thank you for the smile today!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crafty1_AJ Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 ROFL!!!!Too clever! Thanks for the earworm that will be playing in my head all day now ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dixylight Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 :laugh2: LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawyer's moon Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Oh Lord....AJ HATES ear worms!Jen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crafty1_AJ Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Oh Lord....AJ HATES ear worms!JenDarn tootin'!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magsglass Posted June 20, 2006 Author Share Posted June 20, 2006 Oh Lord....AJ HATES ear worms!Jen (Blink...blink...)Not sure how to take that comment. Or the followup from AJ.Did I miss an inside joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovelyLathers Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 You are so creative Mag, Great job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph in tx Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I too will have this song in my head all night!! You did a great job on the words....they cracked me up!! Thanks for the laugh!! So sorry it was your soap!! Steph in tx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scented Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Mags you're too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crafty1_AJ Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 (Blink...blink...)Not sure how to take that comment. Or the followup from AJ.Did I miss an inside joke?She is just giving me a hard time because on another board I mentioned how much I hate earworms. Heh hehWe're friends -- just messin' with each other. Don't worry; I'll get even with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magsglass Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 Okay AJ Re earworms: I've had "Margaritaville" stuck in my head for 6, count 'em 6 days now! That's how I ended up with the little ditty above. The lyrics kept morphing as it cycled through my brain overandoverandoverandover, ad nauseum.But as far as earworms go, I guess it could've been worse. I could have been whistling the theme from the Andy Griffith Show! :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Loved your tune! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cozyaromas Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 I love it Mags, that is most definitely my theme song, would that happen to be the Guantlet (sp) Soaping 2006 Grads, class song!!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvcandlecrazy Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 :laugh2: How Creative:laugh2: I am a fan for sure!!!!You should record that before someone else takes your idea, maybe take it to America's Got Talent Sue Ann;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Doc Holley Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Awesome ! Love it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecandlespastore Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 OMG!!! You should turn that into an album! Imagine how many albums you would sell to soapers worldwide! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darwin Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 That is very creative and it has me ROTFLMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friendlyMOM Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 too cute, think you have way too much time on your hands, LOL:wink2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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