One way to NOT put out a fire (particularly if it's a pizza igniting in an electric oven) is to through the canister of flour in the oven, followed by a good dose of water from the garden hose dragged through the back door into the kitchen. Just ask my husband and teenage son, both of whom I stupidly left alone to their own devices one evening for a ladies' church event. "But what will we have for dinner?" was their lament, to which I replied, "Put a pizza from the freezer in the oven." Obviously, I failed them miserably, for I failed to remind them TO REMOVE THE CARDBOARD before they placed said pizza in the oven. The local fire department thought the entire arrangement was quite humorous. When I arrived home, I found it not so funny. After all the smoke was cleared and the firemen gone away, teenage son sheepishly says, "Hey---what are we gonna have for dinner anyway?" The paramedics were called in shortly after that question.