LOL! I can relate to that! I did m&p soaps for a wedding favore. They were cream colored hearts and the Marine emblem. I informed the bride's Mother that because, of the color they may be mistaken for white chocolate so, I would make up extra lables stating that fact and put one in each bag. It was clearly marked in big letters that, "THIS IS SOAP". Well, wouldn't you know, 3 people, that she heard of, took a bite. I guess you just can't fix stupid/alcohol, like you said!!! All you can do is just hope for the best and always lable in large letters! In hind sight, we should have put a "big" sign behind the, "help your self" basket, stating that this was "SOAP" lol!