Indescent

LMAO

You are the Dave Chappelle of this board!

CLC and Top,

I love you both!

Thank you SO much!

TLC,

You are NEVER allowed to post anything AGAIN while I am drinking my Green Tea.

My laptop is ruined.

Major spewfest. LMAO!

Thanks, E!

Clonefan--

We tried to explain this to her, but she wasn't having it! She didn't believe that such places like Lucky did that sort of thing! Just dumber than a bag of hair.

Who is Carol?

Hush woman! Thats the beauty of handcrafted.

I love the scent. Where the heck is the scratch and sniff feature? LMAO!

LOL My bad, Mys. I broke it when I was trying to catch a contact off of one of the Mary Jane candles.

Yeah, who u tellin'...... LMAO!!

Those candles are simply divine!!

I love the colors and the shapes. You go girl!!!

BBABAAAA HHHHHAAAAAA HHHHAAA

Donita that looks great! If it were scented Mary Jane it would be the perfct Jamaican candle!

E,

Those are beautiful! I wish I could smell them. I'll have to practice that technique for my Ratburger mold

What about CandleWic?

They have their tins listed by capacity (which I like) instead of by size.

Anyone bought from there before?

I am traumatized.

I must have went to THE most ghetto Wal-Mart that ever existed.

But I digress. The spice tins I saw were 5 bucks on a magnetic strip with three tins. Are these the same ones?

LOL No suds, what would truly be hilarious is if she did contact you and you sent the same email back to her as Beckie. Along with Michael's shark.

She'd be too through!

That's crazy!!

(Thanks scrubbz for printing that )

I'm off to write my congressman!

LOL Terri if you hate to bother him, why not take Doug up on his offer? I'm not sure what type of error you are getting, but I'll bet its easily corrected. If you can supply us with more details, I'd be happy to help.

Lighten up, Sune:p

We're done toying with this mouse and are going back to take our catnaps. I think we have all enjoyed this little stress reliever for many different reasons.

Ahhh....*closes the door to the Lay-You-Out tour bus for the final time*

But still...BEWARE OF SHARKS!

LOL Beckie!!!

This is SO strange! She must think that people take their heads off at night and screw it on in the morning!

Aaaahhh and the hits keep churning out:

Cybele,

I am greatly distressed (BAAA HAAA yeah right, I'm laughing at you with the rest of my friends) that you were insulted by my last email. It was to assist you in perhaps finding a less "assuming" approach to your review system. As business owners, we must learn to accept constructive criticism.

I commend you on the success you claim to have with Cybelesays.com. I was not suggesting that you take a capricious turn to your company. In your years as a beauty editor for the medium sized magazine, surely you can appreciate not alienating sponsors and vendors. But just because you did something "long" doesn't mean you've done it "right". For example, I didn't claim to know Dianne and Mikki. However, their information is readily available to those who would like to contact them. You should check it out-- www.essence.com. Essence has been a top beauty and fashion magazine since the seventies and have totally revamped their style for their readers in an online format. If you will notice, there are no cut and paste pictures of copyrighted images, oversized fonts and offending colors. Moreover, what "big" funding Essence does have, like other legitimate magazines with beauty editors, goes to pay their salaries and also for expenses-- to include, but is not limited to, obtaining products to review. I can guarantee you they don't solicit and try to double talk vendors out of their product. Sure, some products may have been gifted, but I doubt they sent after the receipt of an email of your caliber.

Again this is not to offend you, but more or less an attempt for me to gain some understanding of your process. Where are the products made by business like my own? They are grouped together with no attempt to recognize their individuality and after all of the bigger cosmetic companies. You mean to tell me that you solicited Sephora, Stila, Dianne Brill, and Back to Basics for full sized product to appear on your site that is not heavily advertised and they complied? Or is it these are products that you already owned or picked up at the store? It is very easy to see, as with most entrepreneurs, most businesses start off as hobbies. What differetiates the two is the elimination of the hobby mentality. If you want to be a business, you need to start, talk and act like a business.

I do strongly encourage you to check out what your competition is doing and do it better. I am glad that Cybelesays.com will not be contacting my business again. It would be a waste of both of our time, with me picking up the tab.

GGAAWWWD-- Why does everyone think I'm so offensive!?

LOL Those who are offended often aren't offended enough I say! I'll tell ya, this third party arguing thing has its perks!

I guess I should send her my "shark" reply:

Remember THIS:

http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html

LOL LMAO

LMAO you have to STOP!!!!

LLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLL Nikki

Don't steal-- just compensate me with food ( I gotta stop pouring these food scents at night!) Anyone know of a good Gyro FO?

Wonder how she will like the " Nair-enriched" spa-rific tingle SHE'LL be getting from MY smart line???????

LMAO:p

BBBBBBBAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHAAAAAAA HHHHHHHAAAAA

I almost dropped my laptop. That was hilarious! Don't forget the designer eyedrops enhanced with KrazyGlue emolients.

You are SO welcome

I wasn't too sure where to check and forgot about the SR. I poured that Chardonnay and I know my blood alcohol level shot through the roof! Throws like a dream TYSVM

I can't wait to see what she emails Beckie back this time-- b/c I know she will. She'll be hot and ready to justify her request or to say how successful her angelfire page is.

Ok I just checked out that train wreck of a website.

Has this woman lost her mind?

If SHE is getting Stila, Dianne Brill and Basics to send her full size products, then I am NEVER buying anything ever again. Matter off fact, I need to get off CT right now and start telling companies like Aqualina and Dessert Beauty that I am would like to do a review of their products and request full size samples to review them on my geocities website.

Just when I thought I had seen it all!

LOL Beckie, you're welcome.

LOL and yes! Leave off the PS!

That's right baby...I'm a HTP 1212 at its hottest!

LOL Michael

You know I'm right!!!

PS-- did you get your package?