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Auntie S

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Hope you can help me here. A few years ago I made some gag gifts in a zip lock bag. There was snowman poop and all the other poops, but there was one for PMS, and you put smarties or M&Ms in the bag . There was verse with it too. I'd like to make a few and can't find it. Does anyone have a link to share?

I tried Google, but all I can find is the poop ones. TIA

Sandy

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PMS Survival Kit

To temporarily calm your craving for chocolate, eat the BROWN one. At the first

sign of "hot flashes" eat the RED one. Eat the ORANGE one to minimize

depression. The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be left alone.

If you feel a headache coming on, eat the YELLOW one. The BLUE one reduces

bloating.

Directions: Take as needed. If all symptoms occur at the same time, eat the whole

bag. Warning: May cause weight gain. (Attach this saying to a bag of M&M's)

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