lol...I don't know what kind of crack he's smoking, but I just put 11lbs in my cart and went to checkout where I had the choice of UPS next day @ $559.90 or Ground for $112.91 from FL to PA....lol (it would be $14/lb when all was said and done)...can I say NO THANKYOU? Hell, I could buy a round trip ticket to FL, buy my stuff and be home cheaper!